The Chimp Chronicles is Banana Republic's most trusted truth source. We write satire about politics, society, culture, sports, current affairs, and the absurd.
The Chimp Chronicles was founded 4 million years ago at the end of the Cenozoic era—when a new group of primates evolved in Africa who were able to stand and walk on two legs—but as these primates evolved into humans, a special group decided to remain as chimps but have the ability to communicate with speech, so they can observe humans and write jokes.
We've been the trusted voice through every major event in mankind's evolutionary history.
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